Got high with my friends Albert and Justin, at Albert's mom's house. At the time his mother was with an illegal immigrant from, you guessed it, the United Kingdom! Of course, it was Mexico. He was known endearingly as "Chino". He brought his son Gabino to stay there because he could. Gabino didn't speak any Ingles, was dirty and a wannabe or actual member of the Mexican Sureno gang. Since we were baked, while Gabino was in the basement, Albert spontaneously began to yell(in a telemundo commercial kind of voice) "GAAABEEANNOOOOO!!!" At least five times he did so until Gabino ran up the stairs saying "Albert...Que, Albert?!?!" With no response from Albert, he dejectedly went back to the basement. Once it was sure he was gone, Albert again exclaimed "GAAABEEANNOOOOO!!!" without relent until Gabino ran back upstairs while we all laughed at him. Justin and I veritably could have shit our pants laughing so hard. Was this racist? Maybe. Was Gabino a douchebag, regardless? Yes. It was kind of like an American Caucasian laughing at ridiculous Spanish channel antics. So if we were being racist then, we all are racists!

I was hanging out with a couple of friends at one of their houses as a teenager. As expected, we got high. Sitting in the kitchen I see Justin, sitting next to me, while a spider was crawling on his neck. I shouted "There's a spider on your neck!" He tensed up saying "Get it! Get it!" Naturally, I punched him in the throat. Did I get it? Don't think so. It was also very small. Worth a punch to the throat? I say maybe...yes!

the day before my mum and dad caught me smoking so I should be more careful but the next day i felt like getting high so i ran and get the bong and weed and i lit it up. i smoked about two bowls then since i was so paranoid i quickly lit the bowl and suck the bong too hard that the bong water went up my mouth! it wasn't that gross actually i don't know if i was just high but it didn't taste bad:p

Not hilarious, only interesting...to myself perhaps, fuck it!
Hanging out with some friends at their home after knife hits and a joint or two, feeling good. Being super baked I impulsively ran away from the apartment alone. It was windy, and I stumbled upon a plastic bag blowing around in circles and exclaimed, in American Beauty fashion: "That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!!". After watching it swirl around for a minute or so I caught the bag, tore it into pieces, and scattered them. At the time, I didn't want anyone else to see something this beautiful again, and decided to keep this experience to myself.

I smoked like 5 packs with two of my boys. We went home and thought we watched an episode of Hey Arnold and passed out. We watched a 3 hour marathon of Hey Arnold...

This was the second time I got high, I believe. I smoked so much of Venom OG, and that shit was AWESOME! Very trippy high.



Me and my friend went on a bike ride through the mountains after smoking a ten sack, and I didn't feel it until ten minutes into the trail. But when I did, holy shit. The mountain in front of us kept moving closer and farther away from me, I was tripping out, almost fell off my bike. But then we got to the top of this mountain, and rested for a bit.




My friend turned on some music, and I SWEAR the music was moving in triangles. I closed my eyes, and it felt like the music was moving around my ear in a triangle. I asked my friend "are you moving it around in triangles" and he started laughing and said "no" and started laughing some more. I didn't understand what was so funny. Now I do!!!!




Whenever I am high I have a fear of coming down for some reason. It's not like my life depends on being high, because I don't get high often, but I always want it to last for a long time. So I was getting paranoid of it coming down so later into the trail, we made a right turn and there was this bridge and we decided to smoke there. I swear to god, this place looked like Mars. I felt like I was on Mars. It was so red and like there were craters and shit. I took a picture of it, and when I found the picture later, it was very green and flowery and stuff. Venom OG is some good stuff.

My first time was so chill!!! A group of me and my buds — my friends too — were on the porch of my friends apartment. Pretty sketchy now that I think about it…… Anyway I thought I was gonna smoke Banana Kush, but my friend that was gonna bring it couldn't come anymore…but that was alright cuz my other friend had Green Crack and that shit was AMAZINNNGG!!!!!



Anyway, my friend brought the NICEST bong, and I took my first hit, but I didn't hold it in. So my friend was like "no dude hold it in!" so I took my first real hit and held it in, didn't feel high. Took a second hit right after and didn't feel high. I was getting real pissed cuz I heard sometimes you don't get high the first time. So 10 minutes later I took another hit, and didn't feel high. Now came the fourth hit….and now they had ice in the bong, and I took the BIGGGGEST hit and damn 2 minutes later I was high as fuck. I had to keep reminding myself that I wasn't in a dream, that this is real life, and I'm just high.




So I got the giggles when we were watching Ted to the point where I couldn't watch it anymore, so I ran to my friends room, lied down on the bed, and called my girlfriend. Her voice sounded so amazing on the phone for some reason, but then apparently I just hung up randomly. Then I got up from the bed, and was like, "SHIT I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER" so I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could and turned on the shower, and then before I could jump in, my friend walked in and was like "what the fuck are you doing bro" and dragged me to the living room and turned off the shower.




Later, we started walking to Taco Bell. On the way, a car past, and I freaked out so much and started running away. Then we had to cut through a church to get to Taco Bell the fastest way, and two mormons came up to us and started trying to get us to become mormon. I was quiet as fuck, didn't say one word. My friend was so good at talking to them though I was so jealous.




On the way back from Taco Bell, I felt like I was Chazz Micheal Micheals from Blades of Glory. I turned to my friend and I said, "do you ever feel like a character from blades of glory? Cuz I feel like Chazz Micheal Micheals right now. Is that a normal side effect?" And he started laughing so hard, and then started talking about windows of happiness or some shit. It was hilarious




I know this story is long, but it was one of the best days EVER.

So on the weekend me and a few friends are blazing in my friends back yard. I look over at my one friend and theirs a huge ass black bug on his neck. We all start freaking out yelling "There's a big on your neck dude". He starts swatting at it and freaking out but misses a million times. He then says "Fuck you guys I know you're just trying to sketch me out". At this point me and my one friend are laughing so hard we can't breath and my other friends who's sitting right beside him on this couch thing is on the edge of his seat freaking out cause the bug is close to him. My friend with the bug on his neck swats again and it flies off of him onto the table. We all se it and he starts freaking out. Probably the funniest high moment in my life and the hardest I've laughed in forever !

Life can get unpredictably complex with MJ !
I belong to a rich family, both my parents being scientists. I started studying in one of the most luxurious colleges in India, where I fell in love with the euphoric feeling of MJ, which made me crave for it all the time as I got dependent on weed (for mood upliftment), but NOT addicted! I personally enjoyed it everyday for 4 straight years, as my course got completed in 4 years. In all those 4 years, I actually used the cannabis plant in order to fight it out, or resolve all the possible difficulties of life.. For instance, taking care of the ongoing personal relation, family relations, how to socialize in an effective manner which would in turn make us feel superior. I properly used weed, for the upliftment of my career professionally and personally also I improved. The ability to think out of the box after MJ excited me the most!!
After 2 years, I was not getting high off MJ.. I got all panicked, hated my life (for a brief time), didn't socialize at all, started trying other craps which I wouldn't prefer discussing here. Then I realized one very important thing, of how to release natural Endorphins from the body which would give you the same euphoric feeling but it would be mild....
If I would just simply walk for 30 mins. straight, then my euphoric feeling would be triggered..
Now,with mild euphoria, it's the time to release Endorphins chemically or unnaturally, by just smoking up 1 J, enjoying it by siting anywhere. (just relax, sit down, after the 30 min walk).
Trust me, you would experience the best trip ever! I realized this fact and since I was getting uncontrollably high now, (as I used to get earlier when I STARTED smoking MJ) so, I restricted myself to smoke up only 2J's a day.. 1 in the morning (walking for 30 min before hand) and 1 in the evening.

Enjoy the weed slowly, it would definitely give you the best energetic, pleasurable and a 'spiritually' relaxing trip one can ever have or enjoy! Don't make it as your everything and keep on smoking it up the whole day, the trip would not be there after a while and you would tend to get lazy, hating yourself for no reason.

Smoke less and Stay Happy.


PEACE

Driving along super high me and my peeps were passing a bowl, after i took a hit and passed it i had a nasty taste in my mouth so i roll down the window in the back seat where i was and tryed to spit out the window but fail terribly and spit all over the door. It was the most spit ive ever seen in my life and it nearly covered the door. Many laughs were had, none stop for 5 minutes. It was great.