Nuke
It was a Friday night, recently single and hanging out with a few of the guys cracking open a few beers. Dad offered us three joints (we were juniors in highschool) so we decided to smoke them. It was mine and one of my buddy's first time so we had first hit. Smoothest thing ever. I had thought since I was smoking hookah so much prior that it just wasn't going to affect me. Well I was crazy wrong, after about what seemed like 10 minutes of hit after hit, the high hit me like a brick wall. I looked over at my friend who was shirtless for whatever reason and asked if he felt high. I then began to start swaying back and forth as he started laughing so hard. After finishing the joints we invited another friend over who brought his bowl and some mids. After finishing all of that we preceded to go back into my basement stoned as all hell. My younger sister had left this purple ball downstairs. one of those plastic inflatables with the little bumps. Well one of my friends got the bright idea that he was going to throw it at me. Holding it up above his head appearing as if he was going to unleash all hell on me, I quickly dropped to the floor and began to yell "no please don't nuke me!" and preceded to roll around on the suffering from some uncontrollable laughter. Theres a first time for everything.
On 17 Apr 2014 at 02:59 am - That Was The 1st Time - by Ryley
Shit!
When I first started smoking as a sophomore in high school I was also in a relationship with a girl who wasn't too fond of my new hobby. I would still go over to her house stoned many times without her knowing it. On a day when we planned to hangout at 6p.m. I had spent all the daylight leading up to that smoking. Smoking so much that I had forgotten I was supposed to meet her grandma. So I walk into her house high as a kite expecting to munch out and just chill with her. And I see her whole family sitting upstairs, including her grandma. I don't really remember how it went but later my girl friend would tell me, "you smoked before you came you dumbass?" So I assume it didn't go well. Nice to meet you to grandma.
On 15 Apr 2014 at 12:03 am - I Was So High I Forgot - by Speezy
Damn
This one time me and some friends were smoking in the country on a random farmers property. We were parked behind some hay bales so we thought we'd be golden. We were smoking a blunt and by the time it was half burned we were really high. So high we failed to notice an old man walk up behind us and knock on the window. I insisted my friend floor it and leave but what does he do? He rolls down the window. "What are you doin out here buddy?" The farmer asked as smoke was pouring out the window. "Uh... We're waiting for a friend." Was my friends brilliant response! The farmer asked, "all the way out here?" As smoke was still pouring out. "I'm gonna go" my friend said. He floored it and when I turned around I saw the farmer jotting something down onto a piece of paper. "He's writing down your license plate!" I yelled. Out of paranoia we hid all our paraphernalia in a random ditch and headed back into town. Only to return later that night and laugh it all off our another joint.
On 14 Apr 2014 at 11:52 pm - I Was Busted - by Speezy
Fuck da Police
Me and my cousins decided to go check out our plant that we have been growing (about 5 feet tall) and about 5 minutes after we get there a fish and game rolls up on us and one of my cousins runs and gets away while me and my other cousin get fucked over and were at gun point. But none of us got in trouble at all and my parents didn't
On 14 Apr 2014 at 12:02 am - I Was Busted - by Funk Master G
Fuck da police
On 13 Apr 2014 at 11:57 pm - I Was Busted - by Funl
so me and my pals were sitting in my car listening to music fairly loud and smoking alot of pot anyway a girl from nowhere walks past the back of my car and heads off into the black of the night , then about ten minutes later she walked back but this time she walked in front of the car and done a sharp right turn and opened my door I was so stoned I didnt even say anything to her I was just fighting to shut the dam door , anyway I shut the door and locked the car n the girl walked off WTF n then I said to my pals wtf was that n they was like what u on about haha I wernt tripping or was I fuck knows
On 12 Apr 2014 at 05:11 pm - That Was The 1st Time - by Anonymous
Tooo funny
Me and my boy smoked almost half an ounce. We went into Mcdonalds and my started singing Miley Cyrus's 'wrecking ball' like this. " I came in like a raaaaaaaaiiiiaaaaiiiaaanboow" so loud people were staring at us for a long. No worries though, we spent like 30 pounds on food to eat.
On 10 Apr 2014 at 10:05 pm - It was f*cked up! - by London Stoner
chicken siscors
We were sitting in a group, 5 of us, around the outdoor table, we were so high, then one of our non high friends came outside and asked 'hey where are the chicken scissors??' and we all imagined scissors.. made of chicken... and we were like 'why the fuck would someone need scissors made out of chicken?!' .. (know if this is in the right category)
On 10 Apr 2014 at 12:26 pm - I Was So High I Forgot - by lamby
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On 9 Apr 2014 at 11:42 am - I Was So High I Forgot - by john
Well I was at college and was hot boxing my car with some friends. After like 5 mins a cop car pulls on the side of me... I scramble not knowing what to do! I acted like I was on the phone then drove off to a new Parkin lot and the cop did not follow me. Thank god this was the closest to me ever erring caught
On 8 Apr 2014 at 08:23 pm - I Was Busted - by Kooooo
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