The first time I ever smoked was when I was 17. It wasn't because I refused up until then, it was just growing up in a town of 2,500 people, there lacked an amount of cool people and we all suffered for it. Who would have thought that my straight-A neighbor drove me home from school once and she handed me a hitter box. I asked her, "What the fuck is this?" and she said, "Seriously, you've never smoked pot before?"

I replied, "Nope...what's it like?"

"Just smoke it stupid." That night changed my life. What she should have said was, "When this thing hits 88 mph, your going to see some serious shit."
That Was The 1st Time