This ONE time i got so HIGH off of like 4 GRAMS of some OG KUSH that i sat down to my COMPUTER, with my HOMIE, in my PARENTS BASEMENT cause BLAH BLAH BLAH.. IM SO HIGH and whatnot, randomly ran into this WEBSITE. WHAT A WASTE OF TIME

I spent the summer holidays in Poland to visit my family. I was chilling with my neighbour and decided to blaze together. We got high beside a church (which I felt really bad for but I didn't know it was one until I read the sign on the front). We smoked at this hill in the forest, and I almost fell on my face going down the trail back down. We went into a grocery store and bought chips and chocolate bars. I had to go to my cousins has at 5 pm which was in 2 hours. My grandparents didn't know I was high as fuck or neither did my aunt or uncle. While at my cousins house, it started to pour rain and then there was thunder. They live in a high rise apartment so a black cloud was as high as their windows. I was freaked out that I was going to die, but it was an awesome experience seeing a storm like that. That was the first time I got baked in Poland.

I had just scored an eighth of weed, and realized that the movie Drive was playing at a dollar theater about an hour away. For those of you that don't know what Drive is, it's that movie with Ryan Gosling with an awesome soundtrack and killer cinematography. It's one of those movies you don't need to get high to because the experience itself is a high. Anyway, I rounded up two friends and made it over to the theater. There were some people in the parking lot so I drove about a half mile to a desolate parking lot outside an old Staples. I lit up the bowl, took a few hits, and passed it to my friends. I'm not a heavy user so it didn't take me much to get pretty blazed, likewise with my friends. The movie experience was definitely something you must experience for yourself. We paid 75 cents to see it and was worth every penny. To add to the atmosphere, the movie theater looked like it hadn't changed since the 80's so the nostalgia factor was up there. After the movie ended, the munchies had kicked in so we journeyed on over to Denny's to end the pretty spectacular evening. Not a funny story, just an awesome experience.

so i was at my buddys house and we smoked a little and maybe a few minutes later he was saying "haaaand" and was laughing. turns out i was staring at my hand for like 5 minutes in amazement... i also ate half a pan of baked ziti in his fridge that night. delicious.

So we were going for a ride, and I dropped my phone in the middle between the two front seats. Since it was dark, being the genius I am, I used my lighter as a light and didn't realize my hair was "dangling" ... into the flame. Therefore, I lit my hair on fire, thinking my whole head was up in flames. ... One benefit of lighting ur hair on fire, it covers the smell of ur weed hah.

so high i forgot to take the plastic of the fruit roll up :(

first time smokin a blunt. me and a few friends rolled up two out of the biggest 50 bag ive ever seen, after getting halfway thru one me and my friends are coughin our lungs out, finish it. we decide since we still have a fuck load of weed we should roll up another. after smoking that one we decide to go to these dirt jumps nearby thru a pitch black forest. walkin up the first jump with the whole group of us, i end up fallin behind a bit after a fall down the jump with no balance and every consecutive jump after that. after a while i hear wheres luke? " im here where the fuck are you guys? here. a white led gets turned on. "come to the light i hear them say. "I DONT WANT TO. IF I GO TOWARDS THE WHITE LIGHT ILL FUCKING DIE. no you wont. YES I WILL no you wont. fuck it i think to myself ill go to my friends they'll help me out. after walking thru the forest we we emerge not far from a BK. where we had to call for a ride home cos cameron semi greened out. fucker still mananged to walk himself to the car though

I was so high that i walked in burger king and thought that the guy who was taking my order was a tiger that attacked me

So I made the mistake of taking some shit while making this project for school, wow you should of seen how it looked. I drew cats and piles of poop all over it and random phrases. I tried my best to cover it all up because it was due the next day... I ended up getting like a 92 on it. yyeaaaah im just that good. I vaguely remember talking to a stuffed animal and a laundry basket, also..

Me and my friend smoked 14 bowls in a forest. Then we decided to light the moss on the tree and suck the air rising from it. So yes, I've smoked moss!