Ok.. So me and my boy were on my back porch lighting up before we went to get our other friend. We only had 1 gram of Dro, nothing to dank. So I had a awesome high! When we got to our friends house he came out with a O of Northen Light. (His mom gave it to him for his birthday). I live on a farm and we chilled in my brothers tree house. (nice af) had Tvs and everything. We almost smoked all of it. 15 mins later I'm in cartoon world. When I was little I watched this movie all the time. With the rabbit and the hot lady (forgot the name) I was literally going down a tunnel with Tiger bounceing next to me! I was laughing my ass off, I then started coming down 2 or 3 hours later. And I swear I couldn't move. I was so hungry and I wanted to get up and make a snadwhich but I was glued to the Sofa. I look over and my friends have Chettos and they just laughed at me and teased me with them. Just went to sleep after that, overall. That was one of the best times of my life. O and I forgot to mention Keebler the dude that makes cookies (Google) fucked his wife on my lap :D

What if there was 'Anti-Rain' where 'rain' would rain backwards, pulling water from the earth in a rain like fashion.

I was so high me and my homies took 2 blunts to the face each, HIGH AS FUCK we went to a nearby liquor store to buy 2 more swishers. I go to this place all the time and know the owner, an asian dude named Charlie. But being high as shit he gave me my change and I karate chopped my change out of his hand and said "Do you think you're Wu-Tang sword can defeat me?" I still go there on the daily.

My friend and I got really baked a few days ago. We smoked by the river I live by and we took a walk. He sat down in an area where there were no lights to look up at the sky. I saw the stars drifting apart, and I thought about how the dark never ends it goes on forever and how far the stars were. We talked about if there was no gravity and we would start floating into space. Then we went back to my house, sat on the couch listening to reggae. I made the weirdest sound ever and we started laughing for 5 minutes straight. My friend sounds like an old grandpa when she laughs so I laughed even harder. I hate half a burger, a whole bag of chips and 3 popsicles. I stayed up until 5 am and listened to music while my friend passed out at 12. I love the stars, but now when I look at them im scared I will float into space LOL

This one time me and my mate got so baked that we thought it was a good idea to watch a porno. After selecting one titled 'hard throat fucking ' we sat back to enjoy. Worst idea! After 20 seconds in i felt so sorry for the poor girl i could almost feel the cock in my own mouth choking me. Never, ever again.

the first time i smoked with some friends i didnt feel like i was getting high so i started talking about how i was immune to weed. my friends started saying i had superpowers and i replied by saying my blood could cure aids one day. my friend suddenly turned around to face me and yelled at me saying he would throw every type of drug and disease at me just to see what happened. my other friend started saying "no way! shes like superwoman!" im pretty sure that even if i didnt feel high, i was hella lit...

one time i got high with some friends at lunch time before my home ec. class at school. on the way back to class i started freaking out because i couldnt feel my hands. my friend started messing with me and saying i wouldnt be able to cook in class if i couldnt feel my arms. in my class we arent allowed to eat any of the food if we dont participate in cooking it so i started crying because i was sad i wouldnt be able to eat anything and i was so hungry.

Once I was so high me and my friend quoted the whole Febreeze advert for about 30 minutes... On repeat.
Now that's fresh

So this one time we were at my friends house, one of our best friends is a dealer, so we always have shit loads to smoke, so we were all in this little shitty thing thats supposed to be a sauna but is really rubbish, to one side of the sauna theres a little on-suite. so we smoked loads and loads of weed and then one of our friends went to the toilet. whilst he was in there, we popped out for a while figuring he'd catch us up, 2hours later we return to the sauna and there is a TERRIBLE smell. we looked in the on-suite and this boy had whitied so badly that he was laying there in a pool of shit, vomit and piss, sweating his tits off and passed out. he was also semi naked because ofc we were in the sauna. we were going to help him, but then it seemed like a much better idea to take pictures of him. whilst we were taking pictures the boy's mum came in to see what all the noise was about.... it was kinda hard to explain.

One time, my friend and i got so fuckin high that i was convinced that i could feel my intestines with my hand while gesturing in the air. And then i thought i saw Jesus... fucked up shit...