I was once so high that I was Darth Vader stabbing my friend with a lightsaber and using the lightning force but really i was just wearing a football helmet, stabbing him with a breadstick, and throwing dried rice at his face.

So once me and my friend were at a party when we decide to go for a ride so we smoke some weed and then get lost in the middle of nowhere my friend forgot how to brake and we were just cruising along one day later we came back to the party and were just like what happened to the party.

i was so high that i sat at my kitchen table screaming at my cat for over an hour. then i realized i was in class screaming at a girls hair bun.

I was so high that I went to go pick my friend up to go to the mall, and after we get there, my friend says, "um, where are your pants?"...
I had forgotten to put pants on.

Two weeks before Thanksgiving me and a very religious friend got super high off some shit I can't even remember what it was named. Anyways, we got so high that I forgot that I drove to his house. After that I hit his mustang coming out of his house, drove with my parking lights on and tried to open the house door with my car key. I felt like if I needed to be productive so I wrapped up my girlfriend's christmas presents and I felt like I did a bitchin job at wrapping them. Least to say I was so high I thought it was christmas and went to go deliver the gifts. I forgot which button to ring for the doorbell and stood for like 20 minuted just staring at the door while her mom was looking at me through the window. It was awkward as fuck.

I was sufficiently stoned and on skype with one of my best friends. It was the middle of the day, but she prefers to have her lights off and her blinds closed. I stopped mid sentence, and said "Why is it dark at your house...is it night time there? When does the night get to my house? Wait, where the fuck do you live?" She lives ten minutes from me, and I had just come from smoking down at her house.This definitely made my list of favorite things I've said blazed. lol. Right next to "HOLY SHIT GUYS, if you died of coldness....do you think you would stay blue forever?"

i was so high i walked into burger king and asked for a mcflurry

I was so high once that I went upstairs to make easy mac and after like 10 minutes my friends came into the kitchen and I was just standing there with the water still on, overflowing, noodles all over the sink. I forgot how to turn the water off, and had been standing there for like 10 minutes trying to figure out how.

I got onto the shuttle that takes you from where you're allowed to park your cars back to campus and I was so high that I tried to pull the shuttle door shut even though it is opperated by the driver with a handle- like a school bus. So there I am putting all my might into tugging this door shut and the driver says "I got it...."

So me and a few of my friends were blazing it up behind the house, and after we had smoked enough to get all of us high we took a walk because they lived by a forest. So we headed that way but my friend started crying because she couldn't feel her feett. I just stood there and then heard a bubbling noise and knew it was a river. The water looked cool, so I sat in it. Fully clothed. My friend Jake walked over and asked me what I was doing and I was so high I forgot that I was in the little river, and he had to help me out and give me his jacket. Stay high my friends!