I was going to become a professional golfer. Went to college for it, articulated my life around it, me golfing even made my dad happy.

Anyway... So I was all jacked up on mountain dew getting ready for this huge tournament. This was it, nothing like this has ever happened before and I felt like this was my one time shot to fame and fortune. So when it came time for me to finally get ready.....

But I got high instead.